1. A person who (unsuccessfully) attempts to get any action they can.
2. A person who avoids social gatherings (Synonym: piker)
1. Lee: "Hmmm she wanted me to come over and teach her how to 'clean ze pool'" Bob: "Dude... you sound like Ilkka!"
2. "Oi! Stop being such and Ilkka and come out with us!"
by Frankie Deus February 9, 2005
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Very nice and shy until u meet her and she is very nuts and not smart. She gets all the guys and is allergic to dairy but eats it any way.
Katy Ilkka is very nuts.
by Katy the great March 2, 2020
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