ILJ 

Isabella Loretta Janke. A hamster-boiling monster from Texas Tech University who planned to blackmail CWC into commiting suicide at the Everfree Brony convention for her LE EPIC TROLLING SCHEME LULZ!!1!11! which backfired magnificently since her conversation with CWC on their incestuous deeds were leaked online by a third party.

She bragged about allegedly molesting and generally creeping on other women in her university, and has a fetish for huffing cat turds.

Not even H.P. Lovecraft can conjure a woman as horrific as her.

Don't be an ILJ.

ILJ: Either way it's ok bc I anonymous

*Googles her name online* *retches*

ILJ by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST August 15, 2021

ILJ 

Short for Isabella Loretta Janke, a suspected woman who encouraged Chris Chan to rape his own mother.

There are not better examples of a psychopath then ILJ.

ILJ by PooBear99 August 8, 2021

ilj 

Instead of ily (abreviation for "I love you") a 1337 individual may say to his/her loved one "lij" ("I love j00") including the "internet slang" for "you," "j00."

aw, ur so wonderful. ilj.

ilj by Tsarmina January 7, 2011

Ilj 

A very pretty person who can change the world. She will fight you if she has to, but she will be an angel when needed. She talks alot but she will steal your man

Damn shes such a ilj
Ilj just stole my man

Ilj by Heyyyyygirlyy April 1, 2021

Ilja 

Ilja is soooooo cool and he gets all the girls.
He has big PP and cool style!

Ilja? Oh yeah he’s super HOT!

Ilja by Motherfrickr April 15, 2020

Ilja 

The kind of guy who constantly gets his name misspelled, he cared at first but then just gave up and accepted it. He is often gets called Mrs. when he's at the doctor because his name sounds feminine, again, he cared at first, now he just doesn't give a feck. His sense of humour might me sickening to others, but people who have the same type will most likely enjoy his company. He cares for others, sometimes to much for his own good. He has a big fear of rejection and often sits at home playing Minecraft all day, hoping that one day his life is gonna go full on 180°, but it's not gonna. All in all a nice guy, a little depressed at times, but a good joke can cheer him up a little.

A:Soo... Your name is Ilya
B: No it's Ilja, I L J A.
A: Okay, we'll be right at you, please sit down for a little bit

-15min later-

A: Mrs. Ilja please come to room 2
B: Aight

Ilja by BrainTexx October 7, 2019

ILJM 

Förkortning för Idag Lärde Jag Mig, taget från det engelska TIL - Today I Learned

Är dina ögon blåa? Jag har alltid trott att de var gröna, ILJM

ILJM by Kanske November 2, 2021