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A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
by RaptorHayzus May 07, 2009
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Something that is off or not quite right.
Weird
The whole thing seemed janke to me.
by Cowhead June 30, 2016
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Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.
"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."
by Stacey P. March 09, 2008
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adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms
'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'
by Robert Lewis Marley August 20, 2008
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A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.
by RaptorHayzus May 07, 2009
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