Ilanis
Is the best person in all of the life.
Ilanis by Cookie_6745 April 29, 2020
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Ivanism
In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
Ivanism by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010
ianis
Someone with beautiful eyes. Sometimes appears quiet, but get to know them and they are creative and inspirational.
Kind and considerate, doesn't lets others walk over him.
Like to listen to music that does not reflect his true personality.
Kind and considerate, doesn't lets others walk over him.
Like to listen to music that does not reflect his true personality.
ianis by Baby feet123 May 14, 2018
inanisexual
inanisexual by ihmsf August 17, 2008
ilani
Ilani is a special girl that will light up your life with her beautiful smile. Her laugh is so cute. She's so nice and sweet that when she tries to be "angry" it's cute. She is so talented and amazing, smart and caring. You'll fall in love with her the minute you make contact with those beautiful one of a kind green eyes that are a portal to a different dimension, she will make you laugh 24/7. She requires a lot of food but will repay you back with the best hugs you'll ever have in your entire life. Ilani is simply amazing, if you know an Ilani never let her go shes one of a kind. She's a super nerd inside. Ilani is amazing.
ilani by aperson1023 May 14, 2017
Ilaisaane
A young Beautiful individual is who is smart , kind and loving .Puts others happiness before their own . Goes out of their way to make everyone smile. Shy but once they trust you , you'll love who they really are and will ride for you till the wheel fall off . Once they love you , you become someone important to them . I hope one day to marry me an Ilaisaane .
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