JoshuaStonefish's definitions

Adworm

Kinda like a earworm but instead of hearing a song over and over again, you hear an ad over and over again.

Person 1: "What're you humming?"
Person 2: "An advert for washing detergent that I enjoyed."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Cause I got an adworm and it's bloody annoying."

by JoshuaStonefish April 1, 2023

mothpocalypse

An infestation of moths. Possibly the end of the world.

Vancouver has suffered a mothpocalypse, I can't turn my lights on without being swarmed.

by JoshuaStonefish January 9, 2021

IKEA

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.

by JoshuaStonefish October 17, 2019