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A fucking twat who thinks he is a fish, but clearly isn't. He just sits on Twitter all day trying to be cool and going on about how 'chicks dig him' but really he loves cock. She/he has some problem with the boyband One Direction and starts on them and the One Direction family (who I must say, bloody rule) But members of One Direction such as the sexy Louis Tomlinson own iJever and his 12 year old ass. He also thinks he looks like Justin Bieber but really looks like someone has been sick and made a face out of their vomit.
iJever- "Omg i'm so amazing. Omg Ima fish!"
Everyone else- "No."
iJever by ijeverthedick April 20, 2011
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An Apple products enthusiast who has to absolutely buy every new iPod, iPhone, iPad, iMac etc that comes onto the market.
Bloke 1: "Did you see Wayne has just bought a new iPad fully loaded AND a new iPhone?"
Bloke 2: "Yes he has a case of iFever"
iFever by The Real Mrs B June 3, 2010
to describe something that has not been done in a long period of time, usually such thing was done quite often.
Some says, "hey, dude i haven't seen you inever."

inever refers to the fact that he hasn't seen in a long period of time.
Inever by Pojo5150 November 24, 2009
Ijecer is a black, short girl that has a sweet smile. She can be sweet and funny at the same time. One who motivates others to do their work and don't give up on their dreams. If you found your ijecer, do not ever let her go, because she is one in a billion.
I'm lucky to have ijecer as my girlfriend.

Losing Ijecer is like losing oxygen, I can't live without her.
Ijecer by EniN_ June 9, 2021

imeveryonesb1tch 

SHES THE BEST WATTPAD WRITER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
She’s everything shes imeveryonesb1tch
imeveryonesb1tch by Josieswhrce March 19, 2022
The best staff member in Alias' Heaven as of September 2022
The best staff member in Alias' Heaven is Ijveraar

Don't touch me, Ijveraar, this is your final warning.
Ijveraar by LyricalGenius21 September 30, 2022

ineverplayedthisyet 

r:ineverplayedthisyet is retarded

a: yeah
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