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A fucking twat who thinks he is a fish, but clearly isn't. He just sits on Twitter all day trying to be cool and going on about how 'chicks dig him' but really he loves cock. She/he has some problem with the boyband One Direction and starts on them and the One Direction family (who I must say, bloody rule) But members of One Direction such as the sexy Louis Tomlinson own iJever and his 12 year old ass. He also thinks he looks like Justin Bieber but really looks like someone has been sick and made a face out of their vomit.
iJever- "Omg i'm so amazing. Omg Ima fish!"
Everyone else- "No."
by ijeverthedick April 02, 2011
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