Igentify 

When you accidentally mix identify and gender. It now means you identify as all genders because why not.

Hi, I igentify.
What does that mean??
It means I stole your gender. *runs away*

Igentify by GayFrog46920 May 22, 2022

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people

Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017

identifying fart 

A fart with a distinctive odor to allow its smellers to identify the person who produced it based on its familiarity and association with the producer's former proven farting incidents.

Dude, did that pungent odor waft from you?

Nah, man. It was definitely Freddy. I can tell by his identifying fart. Man, you should see a doctor about that fowl stench.

identifying fart by gndhs November 16, 2011

identifylevi

identifylevi is the best moot.

he's the biggest W in history
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i love identifylevi's edits
xe's the best

identifylevi by Totally not levi lol 😅😅😅 April 4, 2022

I sexually identify as a submarine 

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

I sexually identify as a submarine by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

sexually identify as an attack helicopter 

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

Halt! Identify! 

What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:

Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.

Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.

Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.

Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."

Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.

Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"

Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"

Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."

Halt! Identify! by Dr. Hugo Roflstomp July 23, 2010