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Anyone that types too fast to spell idoit. Or describing dumb things, people, places, events, state of mind or history in time.
"I laugh at the ifiots that recite Dane Cook quotes."
ifiot by S3Prototype April 25, 2006
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A misspelling of idiot that is used when someone is trying to insult someone, but doesn't know that f is next to d on the keyboard, which makes him look like an ifitio.
IFIOT LIBERALS
ifiot by honkthehonk September 19, 2021
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Someone who is utterly incapable of teaching chemistry. Similar to idiot, but idiotic in a specialized field.
Westergard is an ifiot. She can't teach.
Ifiot by Mistuh T April 13, 2009
you would be an idiot, IF you had a brain.

By: Rebecca Sneed
They are ifiots for doing that
Ifiot by anonymous September 26, 2020
Somebody who lacks the working knowledge of the labour skills of frogs in the workforce.
This person doesn’t know about how skilled some frogs can be when operating in a factory. What an absolute ifiot.
Ifiot by Frogandtoadlover December 16, 2022

So Fucking Idiot 

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.
Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.
So Fucking Idiot by will bitten January 24, 2017

nfl.idiots

Yo, have you seen nfl.idiots last post on Instagram? That meme had me geeking.
nfl.idiots by Xavier Montgomery February 3, 2021
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