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If you say so... 

Phrase that can indicate continued concern in response to attempts at alleviation.

Can also be used to politely disagree or imply that someone is lying.
Person A: I'm fine.
Person B: If you say so...
If you say so... by Pan Gali January 6, 2011
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If you say so.

A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.
Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.

Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.

Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.

Man #2: If you say so.
If you say so. by Bulldog6 December 27, 2008

if you say so 

A polite way of saying no
Girl1: OMG!! isnt jason so hott?!?!!

Girl2: If you say so...
if you say so by eada18 January 21, 2009

If you say so 

If you're annoyed or angry with whoever you're talking to it basically means whatever, just get the hell out of your face, shuttup, and leave you the fuck alone.
If you're not mad it means: Ok, sure I'll go along with that; or I'll do it later.
Can also be used with affection to a loved family member in place of "I love you too," in some cases.
Ex. 1
Teen: (goes downstairs to get a snack and drink)
Grandmother: (limps in with cane) It's your day to clean the kitchen
Teen: (in an indifferent tone) If you say so (goes upstairs with snack and drink and continues to play on computer)
Teen: (thinking to self) I can't stand that bitch, she gets on my fuckin' nerves! She needs to turn on the damn air conditioning cuz it feels like a sauna up in dis bitch!
Grandmother: (downstairs in kitchen)(limping slowly with cane to get a drink)

Ex. 2
(daughter and father finishing a phone conversation)
Daughter: What are we doing when you get off work?
Father: I don't know sweetheart, probably nothing (obviously kidding). I have to go now, I have a customer that I need to get back to. I love you.
Daughter: Daad come on!
Father: I have to go now, I'll call you back later. Bye, I love you, and I'll see you when I get home.
Daughter: If you say so, bye! (hangs up phone and continues to watch TV)
If you say so by Qu33n0fH3@rt$ August 14, 2008

If You Say So 

A song written sang by Lea Michele, which is in her debut album, Louder. “If You Say So” is about Michele’s late boyfriend, Cory Monteith. Her song is about having trouble coping with Monteith’s death. Michele says in her song, “You said, I love you girl/ I said, I love you more/ Then a breath, a pause, you said/ If you say so,” which is their last conversation they had.
Lea Michele’s song, If You Say So, is so sad.

I cried listening to If You Say So.

Oh my god Rebecca! Don’t play If You Say So I’m going to cry!
If You Say So by Lea Sarfati January 31, 2019
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