Idle Hands

A 1999 comedy/horror movie. The laziest guy on Earth has his hand possessed by satan, and he goes around killing people at night without knowing. It's funny, stupid, violent, and all about marijuana.

Anton- Devon Sawa
Mick- Seth Green
Pnub- Elden Hansen
Molly- Jessica Alba

Quotes from Idle Hands:

Mick (While holding an electric knife): Look at me, I'm Leatherface! (the electric knife unplugs)

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: Oh we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far.

Mick: I'm gonna go call 911.... What's the number?
Pnub: Yeah..

Anton: Dearly beloved. We are all gathered here today.. Because you're all dead.

(after the lame death of the hand)
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no -
(screeches demonically)
Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.

Idle Hands by invpaievnapinvwrniva February 21, 2011

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IDLE HANDS

A kick arse punk/rock band from Norfolk,England.

LEE - vocals
JAMES - lead geetar
BRETT - Rhythm guitar / backing vocals
OZZY - bass / backing vocals
ADAM - drums 'o' fury!

'Did you see IDLE HANDS last night?'
'Hell yeah they rocked!'

IDLE HANDS by Gandy April 30, 2005

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IDLE HANDS

Idle Hands: An Awesome band based in great yarmouth.Play ever week in Allens Bar...
James, Lee, Brett, Banjo and Ozzy!

" Hey You Goin To Allens Bar To See Idle Hands?!"
......"Hell Yesh!"

IDLE HANDS by x-x-xChunkie x--x-x July 4, 2005

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idle hands

Idle Hands: A shitty movie with no funny parts or nudity. The only good part is seeing a young Jessica Alba with basically no clothes on, but she is all over some fag in the movie.

"Have you seen that terrible movie Idle Hands?" ...... "Hell no, only Justin would buy something as shitty as Idle Hands."

idle hands by Stephen N April 8, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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