Idle Hands

A 1999 comedy/horror movie. The laziest guy on Earth has his hand possessed by satan, and he goes around killing people at night without knowing. It's funny, stupid, violent, and all about marijuana.

Anton- Devon Sawa
Mick- Seth Green
Pnub- Elden Hansen
Molly- Jessica Alba

Quotes from Idle Hands:

Mick (While holding an electric knife): Look at me, I'm Leatherface! (the electric knife unplugs)

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: Oh we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far.

Mick: I'm gonna go call 911.... What's the number?
Pnub: Yeah..

Anton: Dearly beloved. We are all gathered here today.. Because you're all dead.

(after the lame death of the hand)
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no -
(screeches demonically)
Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.

Idle Hands by invpaievnapinvwrniva February 21, 2011

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IDLE HANDS

A kick arse punk/rock band from Norfolk,England.

LEE - vocals
JAMES - lead geetar
BRETT - Rhythm guitar / backing vocals
OZZY - bass / backing vocals
ADAM - drums 'o' fury!

'Did you see IDLE HANDS last night?'
'Hell yeah they rocked!'

IDLE HANDS by Gandy April 30, 2005

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IDLE HANDS

Idle Hands: An Awesome band based in great yarmouth.Play ever week in Allens Bar...
James, Lee, Brett, Banjo and Ozzy!

" Hey You Goin To Allens Bar To See Idle Hands?!"
......"Hell Yesh!"

IDLE HANDS by x-x-xChunkie x--x-x July 4, 2005

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idle hands

Idle Hands: A shitty movie with no funny parts or nudity. The only good part is seeing a young Jessica Alba with basically no clothes on, but she is all over some fag in the movie.

"Have you seen that terrible movie Idle Hands?" ...... "Hell no, only Justin would buy something as shitty as Idle Hands."

idle hands by Stephen N April 8, 2005

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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