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an idiot with a tiny penis... and doesn't know how to use it.
I gave Bob a second chance... but he just turned out to be an idito.
idito by elaine3000 December 7, 2006
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she opened the snap, what an idito
idito by aman49529 April 17, 2019
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A word that is commonly and colloquially used in place of the word idiot.
"Stop being such an idito, Pablo"
Idito by bholmes721 January 25, 2015
man that guido is an idito
idito by Conundrum3k October 15, 2020

Cov(idiocy) 

Or, “Covidiocy”: the state of the world in the year of 2020 AD resulting in the pandemic known as Covid-19.

Some already existing idiots can now be referred as Cov(idiots) or Covidiots.
Cov(idiocy) has flooded every home via television set and social media feed with constant truths and untruths and only serves to instill fear, panic and division among the populace.
Cov(idiocy) by Deus-ex-machina August 2, 2020

Idiocracy 

A movie that was originally a comedy, but became a documentary.
Since people don't have to pass an IQ test in order to reproduce, Idiocracy is humanity's inevitable future.
Idiocracy by commandercrook January 23, 2014
Someone who shoves horse hooves up their ass.
Nick admitted he is an idiog, now nobody respects him.
Idiog by Batmunch March 17, 2016
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