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Ian mackie 

An alpha male with very big wood.

When threatened an Ian Mackie will throw any books and chairs in his immediate vicinity at any bystanders.

If startled, an Ian Mackie will bellow out a 270dB roar and also turn red in an attempt to ward off any potential prey
Person 1: "Oh look at that alpha male shouting and turning red while throwing books and chairs"

Person 2: "Yeah that's an Ian Mackie, I could hear him from W10"
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Ian Mackey

A Canadian style blowjob with maple syrup on the penis. It is very common among young couples in the Novascotia province.
For Wayne Gretzky’s birthday his wife gave him and Ian Mackey.
Ian Mackey by Iankeller February 27, 2018

Ian Mackinnon 

the fattest head world wide. He had to phone turtle beach and get them to specially make him a huge headed set of turtle beaches for his xbox.
Fat headed (Ian Mackinnon) boy with fat headed TB's!!
Ian Mackinnon by MinteddMurrayy!! November 1, 2010