An acronym for Intelligence Quotient, a quality that remains constant throughout a person's life. It is a ratio of mental age to actual age and determines the ability of an individual to succeed in and adapt to complex environments. IQ greatly influences the person's GPA, SAT scores, Education Level, Job Performance, Salary and Career Attainment.
Dumbo: Hey do you know why Bill Gates is the richest and most powerful man in the world, and why Microsoft is so successful?
Starto: Yes, it is because he has a really high IQ and makes sure that his company only hires high IQ people. I think Google is using the same hiring strategy.
Synonyms- Intelligence, Smartness.
Antonyms- EQ, Stupidness.
by IQ=138 January 26, 2006
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What you don't have.
If you need to define IQ you need professional help. 'Nuff said.
by Proffessor Ecclestein August 25, 2008
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measurement of intelligence, lacked by common USA citizens, such as joe sixpack or George bush.
common symptoms of lack of such include redneckness, the use of the word America instead of United States of America, and possession of guns and ammo.
You really have to lack iq in order to live in USA.

there are some exemptions but they are rare
by <M November 06, 2008
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IQ is the scale of intelligence, the stats are here:

Me - Me
Fucking genius - Einstein
Average - Your lesbian neighbour
Retarded - Women
Useless - Cleverbot
Peter Griffin - Your step-dad
Avg CoD player - You
Living Condom Commercial - Your father
Lil Wayne - Your mother
Me: Hey what's your IQ?
Dumbass: What's IQ?
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Used to rate intelligence. Please see syclone for an example of outstanding IQ.

The opposite of smrat.
That syclone he has a high IQ. He could possibly conquer the known world.
by describer June 08, 2003
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