IQ

The essence of being that you acquire after watching all current seasons of Rick and Morty.

My IQ is superior to your feeble mind because I have watched all episodes of Rick and Morty.

by IQ + 1000 January 9, 2018

IQ

Insomnia queen

Yo, that chick's a total IQ! She never sleeps!

by IQtothemax! October 12, 2008

IQ

What you don't have.

If you need to define IQ you need professional help. 'Nuff said.

by Proffessor Ecclestein August 26, 2008

IQ

IQ is the scale of intelligence, the stats are here:

Me - Me
Fucking genius - Einstein
Average - Your lesbian neighbour
Retarded - Women
Useless - Cleverbot
Peter Griffin - Your step-dad
Avg CoD player - You
Living Condom Commercial - Your father
Lil Wayne - Your mother

Me: Hey what's your IQ?
Dumbass: What's IQ?

by SaviorZealot December 28, 2012

IQ

measurement of intelligence, lacked by common USA citizens, such as joe sixpack or George bush.
common symptoms of lack of such include redneckness, the use of the word America instead of United States of America, and possession of guns and ammo.
:D

You really have to lack iq in order to live in USA.

there are some exemptions but they are rare

by <M November 6, 2008

IQ

Used to rate intelligence. Please see syclone for an example of outstanding IQ.

The opposite of smrat.

That syclone he has a high IQ. He could possibly conquer the known world.

by describer June 9, 2003

iq

Intelligence Quotient:
(not quota, or quote, or even quilt)
*an intelligence quota, would be a limit on intelligence!!not a measure of it...!!!
Intelligence QUOTIENT(ratio, fractional value, non whole integer, etc...)
-The ratio generated by dividing your intellectual age by your actual age

-the stanford binet IQ test(the real-notOnlineVersion) was an adapted version of an older less acurate European test...

Also the results of the standard test are graphed a long a bell curve, so there is no IQ below 1 or above 200, 100 is by definition the average IQ
-thus the "average person" has an IQ of 100, not below or above, since this value is assigned based on the average score of those who have taken the test....


*Oh and this test is not generally used on adults though, since the general knowledge of 40 year old is pretty much the same as that of a 60 year old, making it usless for people over a certian age...

A certian (self proclaimed) president of this country, whose name rhymes with George W. Bush, has an IQ on high functional side of mental retardation, around 60 or 70, and probably thinks its called an Intelligent Quota...

by Pseudonym, A. May 14, 2004