London street slang for blow job (also referred to as ''head'' and more recently as ''brain'')
''Shaniece is smart though.. she gives good IQ''
''Yeah, she's top of the class''
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IQ or Intelligence Quotient is a way to measure an individual's general intelligence. This is done by providing tests that check for the users ability to recognize patterns and problem-solving skills.

However, you can estimate the IQ of an individual by how much they talk about it.
Jessica: I am very smart and have an IQ of 126! That makes me right!!

John: I just said I preferred Pete Davidson over Kevin Hart...
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Something to rate how low/high your intelligence is in numbers.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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A type of glorified short term memory test, psychology and the media, want people to believe is an indicator of one's 'intelligence'. Based on the convenient assumption that intelligence is constant, and that all the worlds problems really only on thinking really hard about a single aspect of a problem, therefore, ignoring the power of (fast) intuitive insights that are based on making distant connections in the mind, and give way to an answer. Even though most real world problems, in history, began with some insight or intuition into a matter. IQ tests are based on a partial model of truth seeking, that ignores elements of experimental and creative thought.
My IQ is 120 (and I haven't done shit in my life to show for it)
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My IQ is 150 but I ain't done shit to show for being smart.
by dr. z November 26, 2015
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Guy 1: IQ test question #1: Do two ducks and two dogs have a total of fourteen legs?
Guy 2: hmmm...... interesting.....
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IQ stands for intelligence quotient. It's a scale that measures your intelligent.

The teachers and school people say I had a low iq when i was younger but now i ok.

I am high functioning , i live at home with my mom, im 36 and I do simple tasks such as dishes and vacuuming for mom.

I was tested at 73 iq. Borderling.
IQ is a test that test for intelligent.
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