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“International Ownage”, or IO Clan, should be visited by every Halo player at least once. For members of any clan, or those wanting to make a clan, such time spent will show you what not to do or be.

The previous poster is correct about their claims regarding their lack of skill and the ping ban use but it gets worse. Even people who did not have a high ping who were simply cleaning the IO members’ clocks get banned for some excuse.
Oddly, I have yet to hear of and IO clan member outside of one of their servers and after seeing some odd gameplay in “custom” maps, I think I can see why. During one such map, where everyone not IO clan were on the opposite team of course, team chatter included comments about being shot through walls and how while our team radar didn’t show anything but other team members, IO members seems to know exactly where were.

Also oddly, when we started to compare notes on such odd things, the game ended. Hmmm.

Only one of my clients has been banned so far. Maybe I can get video of the oddities under one of my others and post it later.

BTW, why so many thumbs down on the other IO Clan entry I wonder?
IO Clan by ChueEdu December 7, 2011
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International Ownage Clan, or also known as IO Clan, is a very arrogant halo clan that is on a mega power trip. They think they are skilled players but are far from it. When someone arises to be a challenge for them they accuse them of hacking to justify swinging the ban hammer around on skilled players. They constantly assume lag is hacking.
IO Clan: You are hacking
Player: What? I don't need to hack.
IO Clan: You will be banned if u don't stop it.
Player: Are you serious?
IO Clan: /ban
Another Player: Was he really hacking?
IO Clan: I don't know, probably not, but now I can rack up more kills.
IO Clan by maplestory sucks January 9, 2011

territorial.io clan 

a territorial.io clan is something you put infront of your territorial.io name to form a clan or join a existing one
Player 643: what territorial.io clan should i put on my name?
Geko Austria: Geko clan best clan
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026