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im going to die 

plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater
no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die
Words you can keep

im going to fucking die disease 

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome 

defined in "How to roll a blunt for dummies"
so high, you dont enjoy the high, but just feel that death is near, usually experienced when smoking some really dank weed.
Kid 1: Oh dude, whats wrong with me? OH GOD, WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!

Kid 2: Chill out man, you just have Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome, just go to sleep.

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon 

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(
I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I'm going to hit you and you're going to die 

Why does it need a definitionn.

If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner

Red face Abusing friend
Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*

Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now 

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
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