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Refers to students undergoing the International Baccalaureate diploma program which is renowned to be extremely hard and a lot of work.

note: only Ib students will understand the pain and be able to understand this statement.
if you find yourself in these situations..
*loss of social life
*loss of sleep
*your extended essay/world lit essays/ tok presentation/ tok essay/ cas log book/ etc become your daily rituals
*your teachers start feeling sorry for you
*and many more

then you have been IB'd
IB'd by IB victim October 9, 2009
Words you can keep
corresponds by being owned in an argument by an IB student
Me and Josh had a discussion on how the mathematics of vectors are applied. He IB'd me!
IB'd by IB student December 7, 2009
IB'd - AKA Insta-Block: When someone interupts or blocks you from doing something
I was about to F*^K this hot chic on her desk when Larry came around the corner and IB'd us.
IB'd by pmp020772 November 13, 2012

IB Dankness 

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)
“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
IB Dankness by literallystfu August 26, 2019

IB Not Doppler 

An IB Music class where you spend more time playing Internet games than you do learning about actual Music history that will be on the IB test. Often taken by lazy band dropouts, the average IB Not Doppler student will use this class as time to sleep, do other homework, watch movies, talk, or do just about anything not related to IB Music. Sadly, every student in IB Not Doppler will definitely fail the IB test... but hey, we have a whole other year to learn this right? Well, time to play Flight.
Teacher: "I've got a hangover. Get out the Macbooks and compose or something. Except for my HL's... whoever they are."
Student 1: "Time to porn surf."
Student 2: "I love IB Not Doppler."

Student 1: "Ugh, I have so much homework in IB Psych!"
Student 2: "I know what you mean. In IB Not Doppler I have to turn on my computer AND play Achievement Unlocked tonight. FML."
Student 1: "....."

Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD) 

Post IB Stress Disorder, or PISD, is a short period of time after finishing IB, the International Baccalaureate, which manifests as: intense irrational stress, nightmares, delusions, and traumatic episodes which resemble the feeling of having more exams or IAs due in a short amount of time.
Paul: Oh man, I had a horrific nightmare last night… I dreamt I had an exam this morning and I wasn’t prepared.
Nicole: Shi you probably have Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD).

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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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