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I.Q. Test 

WORTHLESS....THROW IT AWAY!

Supposedly Sharon Stone and Madonna have high I.Q.'s and scored high on the I.Q. test.This calls into question the validity of the I.Q. test.

Sharon Stone is a fucking airheaded skank who uncrossed her legs to show us her beaver in that one shitty movie.WOW,she's really fucking smart isn't she.And now she says she wanted to kiss Halle Barry in the movie Catwoman but because she didn't she blames BUSH for this.WHAT A STUPID FUCKING LESBO CUNT!!!!

And Madonna...oh shit! WHAT A FUCKING STUPID WHORE! She did a SEX pictorial book where she does all this sick S & M shit and fuck Vanilla Ice and a little poodle dog!!!!

What a sick fucking CUNT!!!!!
Yeah those are some hella intelligent fucking bitches there!!!! LMAO!!!!

I am so smart I won't even take your fucking I.Q. test but I'll whoop your ass on Jeopardy!
I.Q. Test by EX-LIBERAL!!!!!!! August 7, 2004
Words you can keep

The Great British I.Q test of 2016 

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.
Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.
a completely useless test nerds use to feel good about themselves.
69 or higher on iq test=nerd
iq test by afukenduck August 19, 2019

IQ Test Ad 

Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...

(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?

The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.

These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.

I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
IQ Test Ad by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009

IQ Test Ad 

A common type of banner advertisement that asks a relatively moronic or unusual question, usually with two variants. These banners are usual non-dynamic GIFs or other image formats, creating the illusion of choice for the less-knowing Internet users.

Most of them also include a percentile statistic, often one that defies the question itself - if it is an opinion question. Most of these questions come from Hong Kong of all places.
IQ Test Ad:

What does this picture look like to you?

Woman/Musician

94% of answerers didn't get it correctly.

Free IQ test!
IQ Test Ad by gertoja April 26, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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