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I got shoes on
It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.
I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.
I got shoes on by quake450 January 27, 2010
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I-shoes • I got shoes on • I like your shoes • put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane? • I fuck with my shoes off • i just copt new shoes fo my ride • i'll piss on your shoes • I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this • I Have a Hole in my Shoes • I had to beat them to death with their own shoes
I like your shoes
I like your shoes by Dallasfuckingmead April 20, 2008
I like your shoes
I like your shoes by Dubiks December 23, 2018
I like your shoes
I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.
Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
I like your shoes by Reallyreallyreallyreallycoolgu August 7, 2020
i like your shoes
i like your shoes by sheeransters September 5, 2022
put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane?
When a kid is brought up to beleive that being different is cool they take to music known as rave or trance. Scooter is AND WILL ALWAYS be the leader of this movement.
put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane? by {DnF}MAG^ October 21, 2004
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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ulzzang
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