When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues
by leprekron February 7, 2007
Get the I-shoes mug. It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.
I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.
by quake450 January 27, 2010
Get the I got shoes onmug. by Dallasfuckingmead April 20, 2008
Get the I like your shoesmug. by Dubiks December 23, 2018
Get the I like your shoesmug. I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.
Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
by Reallyreallyreallyreallycoolgu August 7, 2020
Get the I like your shoesmug. by sheeransters September 5, 2022
Get the i like your shoesmug. Oh no! Poor Sammy lost his shoe! If found please call Dean Winchester who is done with Sammys moping
by ChristiSPN Winchester time April 29, 2019
Get the I lost my shoe:(mug.