I voted for kodos

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A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" - Homer Simpson

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i voted for kodos

A kickass ska band best known for their song "She Hates Ska."
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Name originates from the name of their friend's dog, Kodos, who they actually made win a high school election. I Voted For Kodos is what was written on stickers handed out after Kodos won.

"If I ever asked her to skank she probably think I called her one."

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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