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I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!
I pity the fool by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.
I pity the fool by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

I pity the fool

Lil' Jon? I pity the fool.
I pity the fool by Mr. Cynic June 5, 2005

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.
I pity the fool who threads on me.
I pity the fool by jeek620 November 30, 2022

i pity the fool! 

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!
I pity the fool that messes with my van!
i pity the fool! by EgillAnd May 13, 2005
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