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I Peed in your mom Vachina 

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns
Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

I peed my pants

When you pee yourself either out of laughter, fear, or just in general
I peed my pants by Spacegoji84 September 16, 2026

I do not wanna get peed on 

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".
Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!
I do not wanna get peed on by Bloop6 December 31, 2021
A meme in which there are three people on a couch. The son has an iPod, the daughter has an iPad, and the father is holding a sign saying "iPaid." On the bottom right corner is a guilty dog saying "iPeed." Sometimes below iPeed will be added "and farded and shidded and camed." A relatively recent meme.
iPeed
and farded and shidded and camed.
iPeed by WhoDatFreshBoi July 1, 2018

ipeedthe5th 

A person who is faggotastic and also rude like yeah actually i’m lying they’re nice (That Was A lie)

Can you tell i kin Kokichi
person 1: who u hate?
person 2: in the whole wide world? hm?
person 1: Yes!! Yes, in the whole wide world!!
person 2: Ipeedthe5th of course, this shouldn’t even be a question 😭😂
ipeedthe5th by Really cute girl August 3, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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