i have time 

When you’re in the mood to debate/argue about any topic.

Did you hear what he just said?
Yes, and I have time today.

i have time by Krearyal August 2, 2018

when i have time 

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

when i have time by The one and only :) June 27, 2017

when i have time 

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

when i have time by Peddebol June 29, 2017

i dont have time for this lance 

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

i dont have time for this lance by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

and I have a time machine in my backyard! 

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

and I have a time machine in my backyard! by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

i have no time 

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??

diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!

i have no time by 2hawt4u March 8, 2008

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain 

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes

Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain by StardustArcader June 7, 2020