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I do what I want, I'm punk rock 

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

Whatever, I do what I want! 

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

Whatever, I do what I want! 

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants
"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"

I do what I waunt

A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.
Hey Dave. You should be in class now, right?
Wateva! I do what I waunt!

Whateva, I do what I want! 

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent

i do what i please

Doing what you want , don't thinking about the results or judgments given by others. Comforting others seems not the best option in every time. So sometimes people likely doing things only for there sake and own comfort.

It sounds like little egoistic but if it doesn't do a lot harm to others , this sounds reasonable.
Mom : Don't laugh louder.
me : I do what I please.. It feels good for me.
i do what i please by maxpain69 January 7, 2012
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