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I could buy you 

Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."
"What? You think you are all that? I could BUY you!"
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I could buy you 

A saying meaning you are so worthless that you could be bought.
Hey hobo guy, your so worthless that I could buy you.
I could buy you by Krotchy May 1, 2004

I could buy you and sell you 

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.
Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!

I could buy you and sell you 

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.
"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

I could buy you and sell you 

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.
¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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