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A fit girl who is pleasing to the eye
Your wife carol is i candy or look at all the eye candy in here.
i candy by padds August 8, 2008
Words you can keep
The narcissistic response to one's own appearance.
Addicted to her beauty, she was either taking selfies or looking for any reflecting surface, needing the I candy.
I candy by Monkey's Dad March 11, 2020
Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.
Look at the i candy in this picture
i candy by pervertsquid February 10, 2022
I-Candy is Internet based 'Eye-Candy', consisting of hot chicks or hot guys
(Not to be confused with I-Carly)
"Hey clifford, you got a date for tonight?"
Clifford: "Errrrr, I'm not going out, I'm staying home with my computer, and looking at some I-Candy"
I-Candy by F!$h!e February 4, 2010

i like candy corns 

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.
ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!
i like candy corns by Ca2en September 19, 2017

I hate cotton candy 

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

I'll take you to the candy shop 

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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