A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.
My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.
Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"