i wasn't trying 

the phrase used by wimps after any type of competition. If they lose the competition (game of COD, fight, wrestle off), they say "wow, i wasn't trying." If they somehow win, they say "wow, i beat you and i wasn't even trying"

Guy 1: Yo i destroyed you in COD. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously

i wasn't trying by palabra up March 6, 2010

I wasn't trying to... 

That is exactly what you were trying to do you fucking cripple. You're too used to everyone pitying your gaping retarded butthole. You weren't just anything. There's nothing 'natural' about predatory women molesting a retard.

Crippy-Crappable "I wasn't trying to..."

Hym "No you were and you failed. The only thing you've succeeded in doing is drain away whatever sympathy I had for retards. Amd that isn't even YOUR doing. It's the fucking people around me defending it that did it. So, no. I don't care what happens to retards now. At all. This is why eugenics is an idea someone had at some point in history. When you think back and ask yourself 'How could someone seriously suggests eugenics?' I want you to get you fat ass up off the couch. Walk to you bathroom. Look and the mirror. And tell yourself 'Oh! Right... Me. I'm the cause of that. My defunct mind is the reason retards belong in a ditch.' And then I want you to find a way for you to drain some of that shit... Out of your skull. I don't know if you want to use a drill or a bullet or WHATEVER. Get that shit out of your head. At all costs. Don't breed. If you HAVE bred... Get rid of them. It's not ok."

I wasn't trying to... by Hym Iam October 18, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008