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I need help 

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious
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I need help 

I need help by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

I need help 

I need help by cattahns November 22, 2021

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

I need help immediately

Help, I need help 

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.
"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you
Help, I need help by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017

i need mental help 

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"
i need mental help by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019
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