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I love you too 

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.
Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*
I love you too by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

I love you too 

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.
you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*
I love you too by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014

I love you too 

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.
There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too
I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

I love you too 

When smb doesn't want to say I love you back or they just don't mean it but they don't want to be mean and not say it back.
Gf: I love you!
Bf:I love you too!
I love you too by Algleaa January 22, 2025

i love you too @carrot cake :-) 

i love you too. ALOT
oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

I love you, too!

Something a toddler says to her dad when she is too hyper to wait for an "I love you." She exclaims it BEFORE hearing an "I love you." It simply means, "I love you."
Daughter: I love you, too!
Father: K, I love you, too!
I love you, too! by WordJunkie798 October 17, 2010
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