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When you see a girl that you'd fuck.
EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.
I would by Nadsafs March 14, 2009
May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
I would by WhichAlias August 14, 2019
short for 'i would have sex with them.' more often used in a jokey sense
'You look really hot today. I would'

*man sees good looking girl walk past* 'I would.'
i would by I would. September 17, 2006
May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
I would by WhichAlias August 14, 2019
A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:
Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
I would by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009
Something you say when you see a fit women
JIM - "Shes Fit!"
BARRY - "I would, DEFFO!!"
I would by Pammywammywoo April 15, 2006
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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