I’m dying
“I’m dying” does not mean you are actually dying. “I’m dying” can be used when any inconvenience comes your way or you are laughing at something.
I’m dying by Its_Shrimp_In_A_bag September 14, 2019
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I’m dying
A term used for when a person says that they are laughing at a joke that they did not find actually funny but didn’t want to hurt the person who made the joke’s feelings
I’m dying by Skidmark52 April 12, 2020
I'm dying
A word that Kyle Johnson Baylen Levine And Lil Peej always use to comment on there fans post, when something is very funny. Love you guys 💚
I'm dying by Baylen Levine is awesome June 12, 2020
If I'm lying, I'm dying
A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
If I'm lying, I'm dying by KY Dude February 25, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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