I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

I'm taking my talents to South Beach by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010

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I'm taking my talents to south beach.

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

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