Me: I'm going to make me a sandwich
Mom: *grabs the chanclas*
Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh
Mom: *grabs the chanclas*
Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh
by savannah keys May 19, 2021
Announcement before:
1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.
2) penetrating a partner.
1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.
2) penetrating a partner.
by yes juanito yes May 22, 2015
by LM. November 17, 2020
this is a generation z expresion , it's used when you feel sexual atraction and feel wild for a person or action .
It's usually used it on twitter and tiktok
It's usually used it on twitter and tiktok
by goingferal July 19, 2022
Person #1: Your shirt is tucked into your underwear. You look like a douche who can't dress himself.
Person #2: That's the look I'm going for!
Person #2: That's the look I'm going for!
by Feelgoodinc November 2, 2009
Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
by birdlives March 20, 2008
When you're stuck in a Bad situation, when life's crushing responsibilities and standards come crashing upon you, or if you just really enjoy the iconic cartoon, Danny Phantom, this phrase is here for you.
by floppityflop September 21, 2017