I'm Back

The only two words a legend has to say to send shivers down your entire spine. Synonymous with Michael Jordan's return to Basketball in 1995, after 13 months of playing Baseball.

Eg.
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"

by Goofed_Chad July 29, 2020

i'm back

i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)

"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"

by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021

I’M BACK

A sentence said by someone who is returning to an earlier or normal position or condition, except when that someone is kerem bürsin (the turkish actor) , then it means the exact opposite.

Kerem bursin: I’M BACK 🕶

*disappears *

by Maybedee February 10, 2022

I'm back bitches

To return after a long period of time

*door opens*

Old friend-I'm back bitches

by Jaysweg June 14, 2014

I'm back baby

it is what you say when you return from being gone for an extended period of time

Steve-hey bob i missed you these last 3 weeks
Bob-I'm back baby

by fullmetal pharoh October 12, 2009

I'm._.back_2

I'm._.back_2 use to be I'm._.back they are also a smoking hot babe everyone worships. Goes by any pronouns. They are a total bitch tho.

Have you seen I'm._.back_2 face reveal

Yeah, they were so hot I couldn’t help but cream my pants

by TOTALLY NOT THE OWNER 😳 May 12, 2021

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023