hypocrites 

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

hypocrites by Satan June 26, 2004

hypocrites 

Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.

Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH

ME: Can I go to prom?
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.

hypocrites by maxownz April 14, 2005

hypocrites 

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

hypocrites by Lissarules June 28, 2006

hypocrites 

President George W. Bush

Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

hypocrites by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008

hypocrites 

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

hypocrites by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

hypocrites 

Someone who says one thing at a certain time and says a whole nother thing another time . A liar , douchebag guy.

These guys are such a hypocrites since he is lying to so many girls

hypocrites by santhania March 23, 2018

Hypocrites 

1. People or persons who mandate or expect a certain standard of behaviour while simultaneously not applying those standards to themselves.

2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.

3. Fox News.

It was reported across multiple news networks today what their COVID-19 mitigation measures are within their studios. It was discovered that Fox News had long since mandated employees disclose their vaccination status, and that all off-camera employees are required to wear masks. This is despite the continuing anti-mask, anti-vaccine mandate calls and criticisms shared by their daytime and nightly talk show hosts. Individuals who have been openly contemptuous of mask mandates and hostile towards the accredited experts, while their news room reports the scientific facts as is, and their parent company requires them to abide the same practices. This was the latest example that exposes Fox News has being a den of hypocrites, who in this case have spread dangerous misinformation they don't believe in or practice.

Hypocrites by Mithridates_Rex August 22, 2021