Hyperview

Coined by indie rock/hardcore punk band Title Fight as the name of their first truly shoegaze album. Bassist Ned Russin explains it as “a state of existence where you can completely see the truth.”

“bro, i was tripping BALLS so fucking HARD to this album, it made me enter post nut clarity level hyperview!”

Hyperview by everett_414 August 17, 2026

Hyperventilvape

The act of hyperventilating prior to taking a WEED hit off of a vaporizer.

"Yo, Brody... Did you see Jack hyperventilvape the other night?"

"Yeah man, he almost passed out from lack of oxygen"

Hyperventilvape by *TSK and Truppo April 12, 2010

Hypervirility 

A feigned rare condition used by infertile men in the senile stage of their life. It is an assumed macho excuse for their many failed marriages and sterility (which they perceive others to view as unmanly). First popularly used by Chevy Chase’s character, Pierce Hawthorne, in the NBC TV comedy Community, episode 2 ‘Spanish 101.’

Pierce: “What’s the moist-towelette industry like? Oh, believe me, it’s nothing like the product. Nah, it’s a hard…dry…large business. Destroyed all my marriages. ‘Course it didn’t help any that I can’t have children—I’m not sterile! In fact, it’s a rare condition called ‘hypervirility.’ Apparently my sperm SHOOT through the egg like bullets! Huh, can you believe that?”
Jeff: “I can’t. But YOU can, so that’s fine.”

Hypervirility by Amorphous Intelligence September 25, 2009

hyperventilating 

breathing really deep really fast, normally caused by stress or anxiety

breath slower, you're hyperventilating

omg its max! am i hyperventilating?

shit i didnt finish my science project!!
calm down, your hyperventilating

hyperventilating by arooooooooooo January 9, 2009

autoerotic hyperventilation 

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

autoerotic hyperventilation by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

hypervibrachondria 

Word invented by Tim Shaw, Radio DJ for Kerrang105.2, to describe when you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket but isn't really.

I thought my phone was vibrating, I must just have a case of hypervibrachondria

hypervibrachondria by Ben_2005 October 15, 2005

Hyperventejaculation 

The process of smothering a girl with a pillow, then after a short period, you remove the pillow, and as she gasps for air, you blow your load in her mouth, thus causing Hyperventejaculation.

So you take a girl home, she seems interesting enough, and to spice things up a bit you put a pillow over her head..."What the fuck!?" she may be thinking (maybe saying it too, but you'll probably just hear a muffled sound and some squealing). Make sure to get yourself ready for the final leg of the process, just as she thinks youre actually trying to kill her you remove the pillow; said girl lifts her head up and takes a huge intake of air, aswell as an entire load of seamen causing mild discomfort. Girls love it really.

The process of Hyperventejaculation is often made better when followed up by a round of sandwiches which the bitch is going to make for you. Otherwise follow up with a Black Eye.

Hyperventejaculation by El Mo Capitan July 5, 2010