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hyperthrust 

What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.

In use largely among college students
- Dude, I heard TS hyperthrusted his girlfriend last night!

- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.
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Hypertirus 

A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.
I love it when Tonya is hypertirus.
Hypertirus by DJTFM May 19, 2019
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Hyperchrist 

some one who is "head over heals" for god in not a good way. and believes that ANYTHING that is not god or remotely out of the box is satanic.
Hyperchrist: everyone who masturbates, listen heavy metal, is goth, is black, is gay, and dyes their hair or gets peircings is going to hell.
Hyperchrist by Ben Man January 27, 2008

hyperzhausted

Being so exhausted, you have energy. To be running on fumes.
I was so hyperzhausted after staying up all night, I got a 100% on the exam!