Hypeatitus 

Hypeatitus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). Eventually those afflicted with Hypeatitus have resentment/disappointment for product "x" as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.

Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"

4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"

There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.

Example of Hypeatitus:

(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!

Hypeatitus by WageSlave2014 August 27, 2014

Hypertirus 

A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.

I love it when Tonya is hypertirus.

Hypertirus by DJTFM May 19, 2019

hepatitus Z 

A terrible parasite that survives in women and is better known as a... FETUS

I think i got hepatitus Z from your boyfriend

hepatitus Z by gssde January 6, 2009

hipatitus 

1. terminal coolness

"man, Matt G. is so cool"
"Yeah, but I heard he has hipatitus C"
"Sad"

hipatitus by HOBS19 September 21, 2008

Hypatius 

Hypatius is the gigachad of all gigachads, the frat boy of the lands, the mightiest godlike figure you have ever seen. You will know when you meet a Hypatius for his athletic god like body bursts out of his clothes from one glance. The Hypatius is someone you cannot resist, the man you see in your dreams, the ultimate DUDE.

I may not be a Hypatius, but I am still a chad.

Hypatius by IAMJUSTAHUMANBEINGCHEEEEESE September 12, 2022