Hypernicus

To freak out uncontrollably

I went hypernicus when Cara tickled me.

Hypernicus by kittykittykittykitycat August 12, 2009

hyperacusis 

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.

i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.

hyperacusis by y2c January 20, 2009

Hypertirus 

A state of mind when one is Hyper and tired. At times causing one to laugh hysterically at everything due to lack of sleep.

I love it when Tonya is hypertirus.

Hypertirus by DJTFM May 19, 2019

hyperdiscussion 

1) using more words than necessary to explain something
2) constantly straying from the point of a story to discuss small, unnecessary details

this morning, at about 9:00, well 9:04, i went into the store, and a bum, he was wearing this ugly faded green jacket and his shoes were all tore up, he followed me in and right next to the produce aisle, where they used to have the canned vegetables, but now they have canned fruit...
this is hyperdiscussion

hyperdiscussion by candle in the wind October 28, 2010

Hyperbiscus 

Sporadically moving with uncontrollable aggression and craziness; a crazed lunatic flailing their limbs around.

She was spitting out the food in her mouth hyperbiscuslly.

A mental institute patient had a hyperbiscus reaction to his meds.

HYPERBISCUS!!!!!

Hyperbiscus by Kkookie2211 July 9, 2020

hernicus 

When you have a hernia so massive, that it's protruding out of your pants and looks like you just sharted in your pants real hard.

Hey bro, you better check out that hernicus coming out your ass.

hernicus by Don550 January 28, 2022

hyperfocus 

1. A theoretical state of being or ability in which one is able to concentrate and focus on a particular subject so intensely, ultimately becoming oblivious to everything else around.
2. Believed to be attained most often in people with ADD or ADHD.
3. Arguably a myth spread around the world by the mother's of children with ADD and ADHD, for the reason of making their children feel special.

Jimmy: Hey Jay-boy, did you happen to catch last night's episode of Ugly Betty?
Jay: First off, never call me 'Jay-boy' again or I'll whoop the fucking shit out of you. Second, only fucking forty year old women and fags watch that show.
Jimmy: Oh, well that was quite rude...
Dave: Hey guys, what are you up to?
Jay: Nothing much, you?
Dave: Well, I just finished with scuba diving class, and I got the nickname Addy. You know, because I have ADHD and take Adderall.
Jimmy: Affirmative.
Jay: I personally would have given you the nickname 'realistic' or 'trustworthy' because you're always believable and never stretch the truth...
Dave: Yea you're right, I do have great morals. Have I ever mentioned to you guys that I can hyperfocus?
Jimmy & Jay: ......
Dave: Well basically I can utilize and focus my energies on stuff, so I can become really, really focused on something.
Jay: No shit, I can concentrate really hard too.
Dave: No, you don't see. Hyperfocus has made me significantly better at baseball, art, and somewhat in music.
Jay: Dave, you don't even play baseball?
Dave: ...That's right, but If I would have played from an early age I would have been really good.
Jay: Uh huh...and Jimmy would be straight if he wasn't raped when he was 5.
Jimmy: He's right, I would be.
Jimmy & Jay: Hahaha...
Dave: You guys never take me seriously...you can even ask my Mom about it. She knows a lot more than I do.
Jay: Yo Jimmy, maybe Dave's Mom fucked superman.
Jimmy: ...Ohhhh, so that's why he has superpowers!
Jay: Jimmy, you know that was a joke?
Jimmy: Oh...I know...a joke...
Dave: What the fuck? You guys are assholes.
Jay: What the fuck, right back at you bitch. Dave you are the lying asshole. You fucking step foot in my room and claim that you have a 'super power', when it's actually just the 40mg of amphetamine salts in fucking Adderall and the bias from your Mom that enables you to feel as if you can actually 'hyperfocus'.
Dave: ....................
Jay: T-wift!
Jimmy: So he doesn't have super powers?

hyperfocus by The Chuckle Monster May 9, 2009