hydrobation

Masturbation aided by water.

Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."

Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"

by Andrew/Jason XC February 22, 2009

Hydrobation

The Male art of masteurbation, except using a strong, concentrated stream of water. Usually, these water jets work better when warm. These streams can be found in pools, jacuzzis, showers, and many other assorted devices that use water.

Bro #1: Yo dude get out of the pool nobody else is in there anymore.

Bro #2: Hold on bro im hydrobating, this water jet is awesome!

Bro #1: Aight man, hydrobation is pretty intense so ima let you be.

by TheNew2250 July 8, 2010

hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat

Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016

Hydrobaiting

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.

"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."

by Vattify June 16, 2015

Hydration Nation

A nation created to let others drink water as free men. It was created by the founding fathers.

Teacher: Don’t drink water in class
Student: I can if I want I a member of the Hydration Nation

by Hydration Man April 5, 2020

reverse hydrocution

According to Patrick Beja from Blizzard Entertainment and The Instance, it is the shock the body feels after the "Polar Bear Challenge", where an individual gets into a hot tub, then jumps into snow, then returns to the hot tub.

That's dangerous! Can't you get...like reverse hydrocution...er something

by theJdawg September 19, 2010

Collective Hydration Phenomenon

The fascinating phenomenon that occurs when 2 or more people are eating at a table, with their drinks in front of them, and everybody at the table reaches for their drink at the same time, leaving the table in an awkward silence.

"Slurp......slurp.....slurp...."
Collective Hydration Phenomenon

by Scott V.P March 5, 2009