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Hydrobation 

The Male art of masteurbation, except using a strong, concentrated stream of water. Usually, these water jets work better when warm. These streams can be found in pools, jacuzzis, showers, and many other assorted devices that use water.
Bro #1: Yo dude get out of the pool nobody else is in there anymore.

Bro #2: Hold on bro im hydrobating, this water jet is awesome!

Bro #1: Aight man, hydrobation is pretty intense so ima let you be.
Hydrobation by TheNew2250 July 8, 2010

hydration station 

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat
Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

Hydrobaiting 

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.
"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."
Hydrobaiting by Vattify June 16, 2015

Hydration Nation 

A nation created to let others drink water as free men. It was created by the founding fathers.
Teacher: Don’t drink water in class
Student: I can if I want I a member of the Hydration Nation

reverse hydrocution 

According to Patrick Beja from Blizzard Entertainment and The Instance, it is the shock the body feels after the "Polar Bear Challenge", where an individual gets into a hot tub, then jumps into snow, then returns to the hot tub.
That's dangerous! Can't you get...like reverse hydrocution...er something
reverse hydrocution by theJdawg September 19, 2010

Collective Hydration Phenomenon 

The fascinating phenomenon that occurs when 2 or more people are eating at a table, with their drinks in front of them, and everybody at the table reaches for their drink at the same time, leaving the table in an awkward silence.
"Slurp......slurp.....slurp...."
Collective Hydration Phenomenon
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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