A hydrobat is an acrobat of the water. The king of fresh water hydrobatics is, of course, the manicly playful river otter. Salt water hydrobats include sea otters and sea lions, but dominance of the salty expanses is mostly reigned over by dolphins. The hydrobat has little competition from other animals and is able to spend a significant portion of the day honing its playful skills.
Q:How many flips can you do under water.
A: As many as want, I'm a hydrobat.

I am so jealous of hydrobats, they are always the life of the river party.
by Chuck Dieselmaster April 21, 2011
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