Hydrobaiting 

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.

"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."

Hydrobaiting by Vattify June 16, 2015

sonic hydrobating

When you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. While done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.

Dude 1: Dude I just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh

Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up

sonic hydrobating by girthymango22 February 23, 2018

Hydrobating 

The use of a source of water (faucet, shower head, whirlpool jet, etc.) to stimulate the genitals in order to produce orgasm. Mostly used by females.

Using the massage setting on that shower head instead of the regular setting is better for hydrobating.

Hydrobating by Wumpus Amungus September 20, 2011

Hyper Hydrociating

Sweating is one thing, but hyper hydrociating is a whole new animal. Hyper hydrociating is when you drink a gallon of water and go on a three mile jog through the desert. Hyper hydrociating is going to an outdoor gym in Louisiana during the dog days of summer. Hyper hydrociating is a rare instance, but you will know it’s occurring when every square inch of your body is secreting sweat. Even your teeth will be producing sweat.

Person 1: damn it’s pretty hot out

Person 2: yeah really hope I don’t start hyper hydrociating.

Hyper Hydrociating by After School May 4, 2019

Hydrobaitin' 

The exercise of masturbating in the shower or in any other wet environment including the bath, jacuzzi, swimming pool etc

Guy - "So i walked into the bathroom the other day and caught Bobby hydrobaitin' in the shower"

Guy 2 - "Fuck man what the shit dick thats nuts"

Guy - "Yeah haha he was going at it!"

Hydrobaitin' by Nabob7 September 28, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020