Hydreating 

Eating a liquid, or a food mostly comprised of liquids
Ex; Ice or watermelon

That kid is hydreating watermelon by the handful!

Hydreating by Doofi January 3, 2024

Hydrating the desk 

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

Hydrating the desk by Phil228 July 6, 2015

sonic hydrobating

When you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. While done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.

Dude 1: Dude I just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh

Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up

sonic hydrobating by girthymango22 February 23, 2018

Hydrobating 

The use of a source of water (faucet, shower head, whirlpool jet, etc.) to stimulate the genitals in order to produce orgasm. Mostly used by females.

Using the massage setting on that shower head instead of the regular setting is better for hydrobating.

Hydrobating by Wumpus Amungus September 20, 2011

Car-bar-hydrating 

The act or process of making frequent trips to a car stocked with alcohol as to avoid paying for drinks at a pub/bar/club.

"£3.50 a pint! Fancy some car-bar-hydrating"

Car-bar-hydrating by mustardsanta January 8, 2010

fire hydranting 

The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.

Ohh Shit! That guy cut off my arm and now its fire hydranting!

fire hydranting by L. Lawliet March 12, 2008

claw hydrating 

Stealing alcohol to get drunk

Will be hanged for Claw Hydrating

claw hydrating by PhillupMcCrouch January 17, 2023