Stupid clan that got nuked 3 times, had enemies with so many clans, allied with dead clans, one of the leaders was a furry that never got respect, overall it just sucks also the clan leader was a mobile leader with aside 2 other leaders it shows how he couldn't even rule his own clan without help.
guy 1 hey I like golden hydras.
guy 2 bro.. that's the worse clan in mortem
me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.
A line, said by Philocetes, in Disney and Square Enix's PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts II" when you are fighting the Hydra Boss in Olympus Coluseum. The line has gained infamy since Phil shouts it several times before Sora can actually do what he's saying.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!