Hurtz Donut 

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

Hurtz Donut by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

Hurtz Donut 

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

Hurtz Donut by RevBroG January 30, 2016

Hertz Donut 

Several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. Meant to sound like hurts, don't it?

That Hertz Donut numbed my muscle.

Hertz Donut by Dead Deer July 7, 2006

Hertz Donut 

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.

"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"

Hertz Donut by MrBoyt February 28, 2010

baby dont hurt me

"....no more." one of the best songs to ever be made and grace human ears.

"baby dont hurt me no more" said before getting in a car with the designated driver being hellen Keller

baby dont hurt me by sanorous October 25, 2017

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more

its a song and a meme dumass

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what is love baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017