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Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?
by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010
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Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.
Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.
by RevBroG January 30, 2016
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Hertz Donut

Several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. Meant to sound like hurts, don't it?
That Hertz Donut numbed my muscle.
by Dead Deer July 7, 2006
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Hertz Donut

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
by MrBoyt February 28, 2010
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baby dont hurt me

"....no more." one of the best songs to ever be made and grace human ears.
"baby dont hurt me no more" said before getting in a car with the designated driver being hellen Keller
by sanorous October 25, 2017
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