hurtz is used to describe something that is "hurtin'" or of bad quality. Used to describe people and/or almost anything else.
guy #1: I'm gonna eat this KFC cole slaw
guy #2: aww, that's hurtz dude.
guy #1: well, my mom has large bazoongas
guy #3: deece
guy #4: yeah, she isn't hurtz at all
by Hertz Rentals October 24, 2008
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The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?
by Anonomouslyinurpants November 16, 2010
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A variation of hurtz but with the added 'bagurtz' to give more emphasis to the hurtn' subject.
an unattractive girl walks by
Jake: "hurtz bagurtz!"
by Taylor Cook October 24, 2008
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Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.
Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.
by RevBroG November 22, 2015
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