Huracano is a mix of a volcano and a hurricane. Founded between two friends who were smoking some good trees and noticed that their pipe looked like a huracano as it was used.
A southern pronunciation of Hurricane for when it's so fierce, it is no longer hurrying to the location. Its already here. Hence the missing of the letter 'I'.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).