Hump Head 

What a girl's hair looks like after she's recently been humped (had sex). Similar to hat head, except it's flat in the back and bushy on the sides and top.
Can also be used to describe a bad female hair style, or one that should only look that bad if she's recently had sex.

Someone should tell that girl to go fix her hump head.

Hump Head by vlovely July 6, 2011

Hump Head 

A person who acts like a right dafty.

Originally used to describe someone with abnormally large teeth which are too large to be covered by their lips. I.e someone that looks like the humped headed parrot fish.

You are such a hump head.

Hump Head by cpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcp July 7, 2010

head hump

1. After killing an opponent in any of the Halo games, the act of standing on the dead players head, and bobbing up an down, in other words, to hump the head of your dead enemy.
2. Team humping is fun also, when members of a team get together to desecrate the body of their slain enemy.
3. In halo 3 your opponents online cannot hear you talk/gloat so "head humping" will be all the more common way of saying a polite.. "I FUCKED YOU".
4. The way in which you let the enemy know who's boss.
5. Putting noobs and bitches in their place.

J : Did you see me own that noob?
C : Yeah, and then you humped him too
JLO: It's time for a team hump next time

After no scoping a rocket wielding enemy J head humped the shit out of him.

head hump by Justin SZLamendola October 28, 2007

Head Hump

When a person, usually a boy, stands infront of the victim, with the victims head at penis height, grabbing the back of the head and pumping twice, thrusting the penis into the face of the victim, whilst saying "UNSA UNSA".
This usually causes great embarassment, and ones face is left feeling rather defiled.

Dan: Damn, I just got head humped!
Paul: Oh *Precedes to head hump dan* UNSA UNSA
Dan: F*%KING HELL

Head Hump by benjameeno May 7, 2008

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day 

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

humphead 

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment

HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker

humphead by Zach September 23, 2004